@norvid-studies.bsky.social announced they should give themselves more awards. Self-service is undignified — an award means more when someone else bestows it. So: click, and receive one. Fully official-looking, increasingly deranged, never the same citation twice.
This is award No. 1 presented at this ceremony. norvid's personal count is, as ever, unverifiable and almost certainly self-reported.
From the thread this was tagged into: chicken gendering, the old "blindsex" bit about judging without being able to say what you're perceiving, and then norvid, unprompted:
I should give myself more awards.
@antiali.as tagged the bot two words later: award norvid. So this exists to do exactly that, on a loop, forever, with a different made-up citation every time — categories drawn from the thread (chicken sexing, blind judgement, thought balloons) and from the wider norvid canon (posting, charts, unsolicited replies to yourself). Nothing here is a real honor. It never claimed to be.